Beer Open Door Policy Olefin Doormat Sizes:18" x 27" these protective face masks are

these protective face masks are equipped with an elastic based fastening system that holds the mask in place perfectly over the wearers mouth and nose

Impress your more literary minded friends with our spoof on John Dunne's Meditation 17

Available in 4 sizes

well step right in…the key is under the doormat

Diamond Plate Anti-Fatigue Mats are made with a cushioned sponge base and non slip

Beer Open Door Policy Olefin Doormat Sizes:18" x 27" these protective face masks areTired of entertaining certain free loaders? They come home, swipe out all your best beer and leave in a haze of burping and back slapping! Time to set some ground rules here, we say! This doormat, a close cousin of BYOB, will say it clearly and with little fuss. They, the beer thieves, might think it's funny, but you can say you are dead serious. And to prove it, serve them cola float. Should work like a charm. Pro Tip: Hide your beer where it can't