If You Think I'm Short Mug 15 oz party and grandma secretly keeps treats

and grandma secretly keeps treats in her purse now

radiating confidence and cheeky charm every time you wear it

It’s perfect for spontaneous selfies

If “jungle fever” is your aesthetic and “just one more” is your plant-buying motto

This statement sweatshirt is a lighthearted reminder that a little prayer never hurts

If You Think I'm Short Mug 15 oz party and grandma secretly keeps treatsIf you think I'm short, you should see my patience. The height is what it is. The patience is shorter. Both are non negotiable facts about her constitution. This if you think I'm short mug puts the real measurement on the table. The height is one thing. The patience is the more relevant statistic. Who this is for: The petite woman whose patience is the shorter of her two measurements The gag gift for the friend whose patience has never matched her